Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Isabela & Hawke : I did It all for the Anders



Isabela walks into the Hanged Man, a sour puss on her face.  She had just received another bad lead on the relic's whereabouts and so was looking for someone to pick on.  Lucky for her, there was Hawke sitting right there at the table, and she just happened to hear the most delightful rumor about him.

Isabela: Well lookie here!  It's my very own pin cushion.

Hawke: Do I even want to know?

Isabela: No, just embrace it.  May I join you?

Isabela picks on Hawke
Isabela from Dragonage.wikia.com
Before Hawke can answer she slides into a seat adjacent and grabs his mug.


Isabela: So...

Hawke: Yes?

Isabela kicks her feet up onto Hawke's lap.

Isabela: SO......

Hawke: Yes, Isabela?
Male Hawke who Romanced Anders
Male Hawke who Romanced Anders

Isabela: SSSSOOOOOOOOOO......

Hawke: (sigh) Yes, Isabela, Anders and I are a couple now. 

Isabela: There.  That wasn't so painful now was it?

Hawke: Excruciating, actually.

Isabela: I'm sure it's nothing compared to what Vengeance does to you.

Hawke: In that regard, I'd be more concerned for Vengeance than for me.


Isabela feigns a gasp and finishes the rest of Hawke's drink.  She slams the empty mug on the table.


Isabela: You are now telling me everything... 


The two of them go on sharing details about Hawke's love life that not even Varric could make up.  Nor would he have wanted to.



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